Lantern of Gallifrey
Hey everyone! I'm Patrick. I like to think of myself as a Time Lord who lost his fob watch, and that's why I don't fit in all that well with the "normal" world. I'm a proud Slytherin, a self proclaimed Pokemon master, as well as master of all four elements, minor league Quidditch player, and a part time consulting detective/hunter. I live in all of my fandoms at once, so grab some salt, make sure you've got your sonic wand at the ready, and get ready to boldly go where no one has gone before.


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aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

7 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 72,109 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

7 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 45,561 notes
littlemusicalwitch:

anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

*heavy nerd breathing*

littlemusicalwitch:

anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

*heavy nerd breathing*

7 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 22,711 notes

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

7 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 360,947 notes
1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

7 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 727,587 notes

My brother and I have this thing going on

yourlifeisapie:

thehalfbloodbriton:

I walked into the kitchen one morning to find this:

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Naturally, I changed it

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This went on for a few weeks until one day:

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Which evoked all this:

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Noimage

letters

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missed

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out

why is mr. tom, a dildo lover not in this

8 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 2,621 notes

Dorks of SHIELD. 

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 1,806 notes

herfallenunicorn:

queernymph:

thefullestrebellion:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If anyone got me this I would marry them

I need these

15 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 272,635 notes

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

15 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 139,001 notes
15 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 1,749 notes
evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

15 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 164,970 notes
madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

1 day ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 289,069 notes

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

1 day ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 133,058 notes

libblyster16:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

xghoststreak:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

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I thought watermelon just had too much rind and that was wrong until I saw the next gif 

Why did that strawberry one seem so obvious but blew my mind nonetheless?

the strawberry one blew my mind

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 162,311 notes
hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

2 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 410,018 notes