Lantern of Gallifrey
Hey everyone! I'm Patrick. I like to think of myself as a Time Lord who lost his fob watch, and that's why I don't fit in all that well with the "normal" world. I'm a proud Slytherin, a self proclaimed Pokemon master, as well as master of all four elements, minor league Quidditch player, and a part time consulting detective/hunter. I live in all of my fandoms at once, so grab some salt, make sure you've got your sonic wand at the ready, and get ready to boldly go where no one has gone before.


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jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

want

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

want

5 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 87,644 notes

I accidentally almost tried to clean my contacts with beer instead of contact solution. I think it’s time for bed.

1 week ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 2 notes
1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 12,142 notes
jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 66,590 notes

darn-semen:

nyc 1899: zilleniose: scoutacris: what if danny phantom actually died in the…

stealingspaces:

zilleniose:

scoutacris:

what if danny phantom actually died in the accident and is actually a ghost with the power of turning alive

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WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT

IT ACTUALLY MAKES MORE SENSE THIS WAY

ANYTIME DANNY GOT ANGRY OR LOST CONTROL OF HIMSELF HE WENT GHOST

LIKE HE WAS NO LONGER FOCUSING ON BEING ALIVE

goddamnit

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 134,024 notes
johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 724,907 notes
brokentripod:

in groot we trust

brokentripod:

in groot we trust

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 65,986 notes

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 179,962 notes

I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 33,530 notes

iwasoutforstars:

rabidauthor:

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

genuinely the best film adaptation of a book i’ve ever seen 

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 421,411 notes
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carry-on-my-otp:

Thank you for waring a white t-shirt, Tom, and thank you for nominating Benedict Cumberbatch and Luke Evans

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 22,085 notes
loghorizonfunfacts:

Members of the Round Table Alliance in their official uniform — BD3

loghorizonfunfacts:

Members of the Round Table Alliance in their official uniform — BD3

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 201 notes
1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 168,020 notes
anakihn:

im crying ok so four years ago i was a high school freshman and my health teacher made us write letters to our future selves and she said she was going to mail them to us by the time we graduate. i completely forgot we even did that but I just got mine today & i opened it and aLL I PUT INTO THE ENVELOPE 4 YEARS AGO WAS $4.01, A BAND-AID, AND A PACK OF ORBIT GUM WITH TROLOLOLOLOL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT I FUCKING HATE FRESHMAN ME

anakihn:

im crying ok so four years ago i was a high school freshman and my health teacher made us write letters to our future selves and she said she was going to mail them to us by the time we graduate. i completely forgot we even did that but I just got mine today & i opened it and aLL I PUT INTO THE ENVELOPE 4 YEARS AGO WAS $4.01, A BAND-AID, AND A PACK OF ORBIT GUM WITH TROLOLOLOLOL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT I FUCKING HATE FRESHMAN ME

1 week ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 66,322 notes
edlems:

My sister asked me to draw Quill for her.

edlems:

My sister asked me to draw Quill for her.

1 week ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 10,556 notes