Lantern of Gallifrey
Hey everyone! I'm Patrick. I like to think of myself as a Time Lord who lost his fob watch, and that's why I don't fit in all that well with the "normal" world. I'm a proud Slytherin, a self proclaimed Pokemon master, as well as master of all four elements, minor league Quidditch player, and a part time consulting detective/hunter. I live in all of my fandoms at once, so grab some salt, make sure you've got your sonic wand at the ready, and get ready to boldly go where no one has gone before.


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shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

12 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 70,989 notes
12 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 67,625 notes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lucifeu:

Remember this chick?

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If you don’t, she’s Kali. She’s the god of destruction and violence. But she also works with blood spells. She took the Winchesters’ blood to put them on a ‘leash’. With their blood, she could do anything. Kill them, hurt them, bring them back to life… 

She didn’t just take their blood.

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She took Gabriel’s, too. Kali didn’t die. She still has Gabriel’s blood.

She can bring Gabriel back to life.

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12 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 10,031 notes

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

12 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 32,122 notes
french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

12 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 340,420 notes
50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 

50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 

12 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 11,008 notes
12 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 23,750 notes
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liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

12 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 67,812 notes
19 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 6,390 notes

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

19 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 281,336 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Harold the Ketchup Bottle finally decided that he could love both or neither and he would be totally okay with that. As long as he was loved in return he was happy! :)

Sorry it took so long nonnie! Thanks for the ask, this was quite a lot of fun

19 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 70 notes

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

19 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 212,804 notes

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

19 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 261,638 notes

twizzlerheathen:

tolzmannia:

clitorisky:

sarcasm-a-blog:

avengersonna:

hellobejules:

avengersonna:

avengersonna:

Just imagine the American version of doctor who

But dude

but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.

Porta potty

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Found it

Doctor Loo in the Turdis.

This is America what is a loo

Try inferring from the context clues given to you.

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 13,233 notes

dilemma-named-emma:

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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Excuse you

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

I am Chandler. Chandler is me. We are each other.

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 961,761 notes