SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
Remember this chick?
If you don’t, she’s Kali. She’s the god of destruction and violence. But she also works with blood spells. She took the Winchesters’ blood to put them on a ‘leash’. With their blood, she could do anything. Kill them, hurt them, bring them back to life…
She didn’t just take their blood.
She took Gabriel’s, too. Kali didn’t die. She still has Gabriel’s blood.
She can bring Gabriel back to life.
so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me
sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place
my life all wrapped up into one photo
Spread this shit like wildfire
Think about how fast he snitched tho
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
is this a reaction or an example
Harold the Ketchup Bottle finally decided that he could love both or neither and he would be totally okay with that. As long as he was loved in return he was happy! :)
Sorry it took so long nonnie! Thanks for the ask, this was quite a lot of fun
why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia
Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it
that hasnt stopped any corporations before
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it
please publish that story
Just imagine the American version of doctor who
but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.
Doctor Loo in the Turdis.
This is America what is a loo
Try inferring from the context clues given to you.
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
I am Chandler. Chandler is me. We are each other.